X-TERRORIST-X's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds: A History]

Good

I liked it, people should know this history more in depth than the average Newgrounder does. That is where this flash is at it's best.

In my opinion, though. You abused the same zoom in effect, got annoying after like the third time. A simple screenshot would have been better, no need to go too fancy.

Audio was good, narrator seemed a tad bored at times, however. No complaints.

Overall, not bad but could be better.

= Review Request Club =

-X-

Insanimation responds:

About the zoom in problem, I tried to vary between panning and zooming, and just a static image would have got a bit boring...

Thanks for the review anyway!

[[KK08] I like KK!]

Wow..

I normally leave well-written reviews telling the author how they can improve.

But you are an annoying spammer with no sense of humor, and spending more than 20 seconds on this review is a waste of time.

Have fun laughing at.. whatever this is..

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[The Dot of Excellence]

Effort would be nice..

Honestly, how much time did you put into this? Given, I have seen worse because this still has some animation in it. But this falls into the category of "spam". The music was the only thing that keeps me from giving this submission a zero.

Please, if you are going to ask a club to review your work. Make sure you put some time into making there time worth something.

The amount of effort you put into this is present in your updated remark "Holy crap this passed" This just shows that you are aware you put no effort into this, and that you expected it to have a score under two.

For you next flash, try giving us something to watch in addition to the music. And three frames doesn't really count as an "animation".

= Review Request Club =

-X-

["Target Practice"]

Oh snap..

This submission scared me. Newgrounds has some messed up material and knowing that the author of this actually did something like this is hard to think about. He was just so fucked up.

Don't want to watch it again..

-X-

[Badly Drawn Dawg Series 3]

Hilarious!

A great series that doesn't get enough recognition.

-X-

[Blockhead: Quick Shot 2]

Didn't laugh.

Animation was amazing, the audio was amazing. You did a great job here, the thing is though, I didn't laugh.

This is just me though, because everyone else seems to love it. I like all the other blockheads, just this one disappointed me.

-X-

[Doritos Prologue]

Funny.

It was okay, could have been better but I'm not complaining..

Eyes : Keep in movie (black dots)

Body : average

Hands : 5 fingers

arm/legs : bone joints

Nose : No nose

Mouth : teeth and TONGUE

Hope this helps :). Good luck with the series

-X-

szafranko responds:

thanks for the review and i actually had very little goal on submiting this infact i thought it would get blammed... but yes that dose help... i just wanted to make this to know wat characters people like .. and you helped so thanks

[What All OldPeople Can Do]

Too Short

I mean I laughed a little at the "My hip!". But other than that this flash was too short and lacking on the sheer quantity of funniness for me to give it a perfect score. Nice job though.

-X-

[Waterlollies]

Very smooth

One of the slickest flashes I have ever seen. How long did it take you to make this? Because just everything about it leaves me speechless. The storyline is outstanding, though I thought it got off to a bit of a slow start.

Overall though, this flash is great. I really enjoyed watching it and look forward to your future project.

-X-

[Tankman Three!!!]

Not Funny

Sorry, Johnny, but I honestly do not feel this is funny.